Here is the in-house weather report that we found
really funny. So we have brought it for you to read:
The temperature of turkeys will gradually increase through the day as
they will thaw in the morning and will have a temperature of about 190o
F in the oven by afternoon. The cook's temperature will soar to hot and
dry while humidity of kitchen will increase terribly. Busy moms may give
you a cold shoulder today. Bothering them too much may lead to a small
tempest. By later afternoon, the cold knife will cut across the turkey
and one-to two inch high slices of turkey will fall on the plates.
Cranberry sauce and mashed potatoes will make the plates slippery and
grimy. Stuffiness may increase drastically around the waist belt, so
warnings have been issued about indigestion and weight watch today. You
will have to pass the gravy. However, the evening will see turkey
diminishing to leftovers that can then be even distributed to all the
guests. The high pressure in the stomach will diminish slowly by the
following weekend.
