Thanksgiving Day celebrations that involve offering Thanksgiving prayers surely have a spiritual bent. However, the piousness surrounding Thanksgiving Day doesn’t come in way of fun that accompanies the event. Thanksgiving, seen in this light, is all about enjoyment, fun and merry-making. It is about the feeling of togetherness.
Christian Thanksgiving jokes, which are simple yet humorous, are an integral part of Thanksgiving celebrations. Thanksgiving jokes liven the day and tune the moods to a fun-filled event.
Let us now have a look at some of the popular Christian Thanksgiving Jokes.
Some Christian Thanksgiving Jokes
When did the Pilgrims first say "God bless America?"
The first time they heard America sneeze!
Why can't you take a turkey to church?
Because they use such fowl language.
What does a Pilgrim call his best friend?
A palgrim.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
Teacher: "Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?"
Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit?
A poultrygeist!
When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?
On their feet!
Why did the Pilgrim eat a candle?
He wanted a light snack!
Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
To keep his wig warm.
What sound does a space turkey make?
Hubble, Hubble, Hubble.
