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Thanksgiving Jokes For Kids
Thanksgiving Day celebrations are usually much more than just the Thanksgiving feast. The celebrations involve lot of activities like – cracking Thanksgiving jokes, making Thanksgiving crafts and so on. All these add up to make Thanksgiving Day, a much awaited event, particularly for the kids. It is a day when kids go out of their way looking for Thanksgiving humor and try outwitting their fellows by cracking the funniest Thanksgiving jokes.
Thanksgiving jokes for kids are simple, clean and funny. Kids share these funny Thanksgiving jokes not only with others of their age group but also with the adult members of their families. When everybody assembles for the Thanksgiving dinner, kids come out with funny one-liners, riddles and jokes on Thanksgiving which adds humorous color to the festive mood of Thanksgiving Day.
Let us have a look at some funny one-liners, riddles and jokes on Thanksgiving that the kids are sure to enjoy.
Thanksgiving Humor For Kids – Jokes, One-liners and Riddles
- If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
- Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?
Because they never learned good table manners!
- What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
The letter G!
- When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary!
- What key has legs and can't open doors?
A turkey!
- What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
- What did the Turkey say before it was roasted?
Boy, I'm stuffed!
- Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of foul play!
- Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside!
- Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes. A building can't jump at all!
- What sound does a space turkey make?
Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!
- Why didn’t the turkey eat dessert?
He was already stuffed!
- If the Pilgrims were alive today what would they be most famous for?
Their age!
- What type of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock!
- Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey at Thanksgiving?
- Because they couldn’t fit the moose in the oven!
- How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?
It hugged the shore!
- When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?
On their feet!
- When did the Pilgrims first say “God bless America”?
When they first heard America sneeze!
- What’s the best thing to put into pumpkin pie?
Your teeth!
- Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner?
No, you should just have the turkey!
- What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
Your nose!
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