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Thanksgiving Jokes for Teens
Thanksgiving for the teens is an event filled with enjoyment, fun and merry-making. Teens during Thanksgiving celebrations indulge in a variety of fun filled activities like cracking Thanksgiving jokes.
Thanksgiving jokes for the teens are usually jokes which although have Thanksgiving as their main theme, are also such that they are teenage relevant. Thanksgiving jokes for the teens usually touch issues and topics that teenagers find interesting, and are set against backdrop Thanksgiving.
Let us see what exactly the teens find interesting by going through some of the popular Thanksgiving teen jokes.
Some Popular Thanksgiving Teen Jokes
- Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving," a student wrote, "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey."
- How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving?
He was very thinkful.
- What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
- A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy answered, "No ma'am, they're dead."
- Teacher: "What did the Indians bring to the first Thanksgiving?"
Student: "Baseballs."
Teacher: "Baseballs?"
Student: "Yeah, they were Cleveland Indians!"
- Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes - a building can't jump at all.
- Two pilgrims go out hunting. One has two blunderbusses (guns).
The second pilgrim asks, “Why do you have two blunderbusses?”
The first pilgrim explains, “I usually miss the first time I shoot
- By taking two I can shoot again”. The second pilgrim thinks for a while and then says, “Why not just take the second one, and only shoot once?”
- Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey, he’s already been stuffed!
- Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wil Ma make lots of food again this Thanksgiving?
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