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Thanksgiving Shocks
Try these tricks and pranks, only if you are sure you
can run away unscathed from the irritated victims, waiting to gobble
everything off the table on Thanksgiving Day:
- When everything is in the middle of the meal on Thanksgiving Day,
say loudly, "I knew it! None of you have still noticed that the
turkey was six months past its expiry date!"
- While everyone thank the Lord for their very own blessings, just
say "I'm thankful I didn't get caught!" Heave a sigh of
relief and keep mum.
- Toss your portion of the rich and creamy Thanksgiving stuff into
the blender and prepare the new 'Thanksgiving Weight Loss Shake'
that you heard about on T.V.
- Request everybody to listen patiently to a special Thanksgiving
speech that you have prepared before eating. Then proceed on to give
your several hour-long speech.
- Call a 'special' friend on Thanksgiving Day who wouldn't stop
narrating the sufferings of turkeys in the poultry farms and tales
of their tragic and abusive conditions. Photos add the punch.
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