Thanksgiving is all about expressing our gratitude to those who have been of help to us in one way or another. Thanksgiving gives everyone a chance to indulge in loads of fun and frolicking, besides offering prayers and feasting.
Funny Thanksgiving poems are nothing but humor clubbed with meaningful poetry that help bring out the true values of Thanksgiving. Funny Thanksgiving poems are a big hit amongst one and all during Thanksgiving celebrations.
Some Funny Thanksgiving Poems
Thanksgiving 8000 Calorie Poem
May your stuffing be tasty,
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!
Thanksgiving Ghost
The last piece of apple pie is gone;
How did it disappear?
The bowl of delicious stuffing
Has also vanished, I fear.
It happens each Thanksgiving,
When leftover goodies flee,
And each of us knows the responsible one
Couldn’t be you or me.
The only way it could happen
Is readily diagnosed;
It must be the crafty, incredibly sneaky,
Still hungry Thanksgiving ghost.
Your Secret's Secure
Thanksgiving's the time in November each year
When our thoughts about food seem to richen,
When turkey and dressing and other good stuff
Is being prepared in the kitchen.
But the stores did their homework way in advance;
They know what your real needs will be;
They know you'll come shoppng to buy up their best,
And those sharing your feast will soon see.
You're the best cook in town, a peerless gourmet,
The turkey, dessert and the wine;
And your secret's secure that this feast was all made
By your grocery, and they sure did it fine!
Belly Stuffer
Thanksgiving always brings a terrible chore,
'Cause I’m forced to eat and eat some more.
If I don’t eat it up right down to dessert,
I fear the cook’s feelings will be hurt,
So I do my part, even though I suffer;
To help out the others, I’m a belly stuffer.
Thanksgiving $$$
Why do we celebrate Thanksgiving Day?
What’s its significance, all of us say.
We all find importance for which we are thankful,
And what we spend on this holiday is surely a bank full.
First the purchase of food for parties galore,
Then the fuel and decorating costs come to the fore.
We eat so much food that many get ill,
And drug makers get richer with each little pill.
It all becomes clear, if we closely examine
That we’re not giving thanks for avoiding a famine;
We’re creating the wealth and the plenty we see,
Including the sports ads we watch on TV.
Poems Courtesy: Karl Fuchs
